Quotes from Halloween
Cordelia: Buffy, love the hair. It just screams street urchin.
Angel: I thought we had...
Buffy: ...a date. So did I. But who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics, beheahding. Not exactly the things dreams are made of.
Xander: A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.
Buffy: Miss Callendar said you were a babe.
Giles: She said what?
Buffy: Well, she said that you were a... hunk of burning something-or-other.
Willow: She looks like a noble-woman or something, which means being beautiful was sort of her job.
Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire. Of course, but the cuddly kind. Like a Care Bear with fangs?
Cordelia: When it comes to dating, I am the slayer.
Buffy: Hey, look, Xander, I'm really sorry about this morning.
Xander: Do you mind, Buffy? I'm trying to repress.
Drusilla: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Xander: Private Harris, reporting for... Buffy. Lady of Buff and Duchess of Buffonia. I am in awe. I completely renounce spandex.
Cordelia: Are you guys playing tonight?
Oz: Yeah, Shelter Club.
Cordelia: Is Mr. I'm the lead singer I'm so great I don't have to show up for my date or even call going to be there?
Oz: Yeah, he's just going by Devon now.
Willow: Buffy, are you hurt?
Buffy: Buffy?
Willow: She's not Buffy.
Xander: Who's Buffy?
Willow: Oh, this is fun.
Willow: She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?
Spike: Well, this is just... neat.
Buffy: I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a baron.
Willow: I don't even know what I'm looking for... plus I can't turn the page.
Willow: I'm a ghost.
Giles: The ghost of what, exactly?
Giles: The division of self. Male and female. Light and dark.
Ethan: Chunky and creamy. Oh, no, sorry, that's peanut butter.
Xander: It's strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure.
Buffy: You know what? It's good to be me.
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