Quotes from The Prom


"Y'know, this place really isn't girl-friendly...no mirrors, no natural light...." -Buffy

"The prom?" -Angel
"End of high-school, right of passage thingy. Think cotillion with spike punch and the Electric Slide." -Buffy

"See, it's either Anya, or the sock-puppet of love for this boy. 'I love you Xander. I'll never leave you.'" -Xander

"I think we both know that there are some hard choices ahead. If she can't make them, you're gonna have to." -Joyce

"...and I shall be wearing pink taffeta as chenille will not go with my complexion – can we please talk about the ascension." -Giles

"How am I supposed to stay away from you?" -Buffy
"I'm leaving." -Angel

"Must be horrible." -Willow
"I think horrible is still coming. Right now it's worse. Right now I'm just trying to keep from dying. I can't breathe, Willow. I feel like I can't breathe." -Buffy

"How's it goin' over there, Buff?" -Xander
"Fine." -Buffy
"Well, I just wanted to say that your impersonation of an inanimate object is really comin' along." -Xander
"Thanks." -Buffy

"Once again the hellmouth puts 'special' in special occassion." -Oz

"Gotta stop a crazy from pulling a Carrie at the prom." -Buffy

"Everything cool?" -Oz
"Coolest. Devil dogs are history." -Buffy

"We're proud to say that the class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history." -award giver

"For God's sake, man, she's eighteen, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, will you, and stop fluttering about." -Giles

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