Quotes from Graduation Day 1
"I just know, there is no way I'm gettin' out of this school alive." -Xander
"Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving up." -Cordelia
"Aw, I'm gonna miss her." -Willow
"Don't you hate her?" -Buffy
"Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for ten years...vacuous tramp. It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E." -Willow
"Any boys that manage to survive will be lining up to ask you out." -The Mayor
"Men like sports. I'm sure of it." -Anya
"Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and an that's all you've learned?" -Xander
"Been there, killed that." -Buffy
"Y'know, Buffy, looking back at everything that's happened, maybe I should have sent you to a different school." -Joyce
"Our lives are different than other people's." -Oz
"I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I can tell you that." -Buffy to Angel
"You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed." -Faith
"This is mutiny." -Wesley
"I like to think of it as graduation." -Buffy
"The only way to cure this thing is to drain the blood of a slayer." -Oz
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Xander
"My God, what a feeling. The power of these creatures suffuses my being. I can feel the changes begin. My organs are shifting, merging, making ready for the ascension. Plus these babies are high in fiber, and what's the fun of becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular? Am I right?" (a vampire walks in without knocking) "We don't knock during dark rituals?" -The Mayor
"What's the matter? All that killing and you're afraid to die." -Buffy to Faith
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