Quotes from Earshot


"Scabby demon number two got away. Scabby demon number one, big check in the slay column." -Buffy
"I don't like this whole 'no mouth' thing. It's disquieting." -Willow
"No mouth means no teeth... unless they have them somewhere else." -Buffy

"I didn't know you liked basketball." -Buffy
"I didn't either." -Willow

"What are you doing, Buffy?" -Willow
"Nothing.... Checking for horns." -Buffy

"I didn't see you, so I should have known you were there." -Buffy to Angel

"That doesn't mean anything, I mean sometimes demon exaggerate their powers." -Angel
"Demon hype." -Buffy

"Could you believe it? Right at the buzzer. Three points for the win!" -Willow
"It was intense." -Oz
"Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were going to make an expression." -Xander
"Well, I felt one coming on, I won't lie." -Oz

"When I walked in a few minutes ago, you thought, 'Look at her shoes. If a fashion magazine told her to she'd wear cats strapped to her feet.'" -Giles

"You don't have to play games with me, Buffy. Ever." -Angel
"Well, you're not exactly 'Joe-here's-what-I'm-thinking.'" -Buffy

"In 243 years I've loved exactly one person." -Angel

"If you don't need me, I'm gonna follow the redhead." -Oz

"I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just going to gun everybody down for no reason." -Xander
"Yeah, because that never happens in American high schools." -Cordelia
"It's bordering on trendy at this point." -Oz

"You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?!" -Buffy
"It was the candy, we were teenagers." -Joyce
"On the hood of a police car?" -Buffy
"I'll be downstairs. You feel better." -Joyce
"Twice?!" -Buffy

"Feel like some training?" -Giles
"Sure, we can work on it after school. Y'know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother." -Buffy


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