Quotes from The Freshman

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"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?" -student
"You know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy." -Buffy

"Ooo, boyfriend. It's my on-campus boyfriend." -Willow
"Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line's probably really long now too." -Buffy

"Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that just British for unemployed?" -Buffy

"He said he wasn't coming back until he had driven to all fifty states." -Willow
"Did you explain about Hawaii?" -Buffy
"Well, he seemed so determined...." -Willow

"The books were just too high, and then everything was bad." -Buffy

"Is this a bad time?" -Buffy

"I'm not supposed to have a private life?" -Giles
"No, because you're very very old and it's gross." -Buffy

"Uhh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?" -vampire

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you fight like a girl." -Sunday to Buffy

"College is good." -Buffy
"Okay, once more with even less feeling." -Xander

"And you're sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy." -Xander

"Let me tell you something. When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, 'What would Buffy do?' You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think, 'What is Buffy wearing?'" -Xander
"Can that be one of those thing you never ever tell me about?" -Buffy

"Do we hug?" -Xander
"I think we're too manly." -Oz

"I specifically asked for a stable non-smoking roommate." -Kathy

"I'm glad I got a cool roommate." -Kathy

"I am no longer your watcher." -Giles

"Hello...Hello?" -Buffy

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