Quotes from Doomed
"I really thought that you were a nice normal guy." -Buffy
"I am a nice normal guy." -Riley
"Maybe by this town's standards, but I'm not grading on a curve." -Buffy
"Sorry I'm so excited. It's my first earthquake." -Riley
"It's not mine." -Buffy
"...and doing a little laundry for once wouldn't kill you. Unfortunately." -Xander to Spike
"Porter dorm is completely blacked out. So, naturally, they're dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: aftershock party." -Willow
"Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the somebody sneezed party and the day that ends in Y party." -Buffy
"What if the quake was a sign, a bad omen and we just ignore it? There's gonna be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end." -Buffy
"Buffy. She's pretty cool, isn't she?" -Riley
"Yes, already, she's cool, she hot, she's tepid, she's all-temperature Buffy." -Gates
"It's the end of the world." -Giles
"Again!?" -everyone
"It's the end of the world. Everyone dies. It's rather important, really." -Giles
"Mausoleums. Big freaky cereal boxes of death." -Buffy
"I don't know what's happened in your past." -Riley
"Pain. Death. Apocalypse. None of it fun. You know what a hell mouth is? Do you have a fancy term for it? Because I went to high school on it. For three years. We do not have that much in common. This is a job to you." -Buffy
"It's not just a job." -Riley
"It's an adventure. Great. But for me, it's destiny. It is something that I can't change, something that I can't escape. I'm stuck." -Buffy
"Oh, as usual, dear." -Giles
"Mayor meat, extra crispy." -Xander
"It's kinda weird being back, isn't it?" -Xander
"Yeah. Everything seems so small... and more charred and ruiny." -Willow
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