Quotes from A New Man
"We have to make this fast. I have better things to do tonight than kill." -Buffy
"This is so nice, having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it would still be the bestest Buffy birthday bash in a big long while." -Buffy
"I'm not sure I would have gone with a surprise party. You have enough things jumping out at you in the dark." -Giles to Buffy
"I'm bored, let's eat." -Anya
"Anya, remember what I told you." -Xander
"Oh.. I'm sorry.. that was.. rude." -Anya
"You should meet her. She's absolutely the smartest person I've ever met." -Buffy
"I've seen the library. It's gone downhill since you left." -Rily
"Out! Before I get the slayer over here to kick your ass out." -Xander
"I don't know why she didn't come to say goodbye, shed a few tears..." -Spike
"Well, she has an appointment with someone who's actually still scary!" -Xander
"Buffy, when I saw you stop the world from, y'know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse." -Riley
"I'm not even sure I could take you." -Riley
"That all depends on your meaning." -Buffy
"Buffy clearly lacks a strong father figure." -Professor Walsh
"Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if we are entirely too late. Demon on the loose, carnage everywhere." -Giles
"And your better demons clean up after themselves." -Xander
"I bet Riley and his guys found this days ago. They can read hot spots of other-worldy energy." -Willow
"What does Buffy's new boyfriend have to do with this?" -Giles
"Well, you know.. I'm sure you know... Riley's one of the commandos." -Willow
"Who else knows this?!" -Giles
"No body else... except Anya! But that is it." -Xander
"And.. Spike.." -Willow
"Spike!" -Giles
"Oh, bug. I thought you'd gone." -Ethan
"You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day." -Giles
"What am I? An unemployed librarian who tends to get knocked on the head." -Giles
"I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooh, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to." -Buffy
"You should have a new boyfriend all the time." -Willow
"Oh, and I liked that shirt!" -Giles
"And what do I spy with my little eye? A demon. Something I can kill." -Spike
"Oh great, just what I need." -Giles
"Giles?" -Spike
"You can understand me? I'm speaking english?" -Giles
"No, you're speaking Faral, I happen to know Faral. Why are you a demon?" -Spike
"Ethan Rayne. You have to help me find him. He must undo this and then he needs a good being killed." -Giles
"And I'm just supposed to do this out of the evilness of my heart?" -Spike
"Well... I'll pay you." -Giles
"Now you're talking. How much?" -Spike
"100." -Giles
"Pah! 200." -Spike
"Done." -Giles
"Why would a demon steal a car?" -Xander
"Why would a demon steal that car?" -Anya
"I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay and gloat that gets me every time." -Ethan
"How did you know it was me?" -Giles
"Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me." -Buffy
"You're really strong. Like, Spiderman strong." -Riley
"Yeah, but I don't stick to stuff." -Buffy
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