Quotes from Goodbye Iowa

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Buffy: "...and the next thing I know, it's raining monsters."
Xander: "Hallelujah."

Buffy: "Maggie tried to kill me."
Anya: "It didn't work, but they're all upset anyway."

Spike: "What am I, a bleeding broken record? I'm bad. It's just... I can't bite anymore, thanks to you wankers."

Buffy: "That would never happen."
Willow: "Well, no, Buff, that's why they call them cartoons not documentaries."

Anya to Buffy: "You should really get yourself a boring boyfriend, like Xander. You can't have Xander."

Willy: "Hey, we got new rules here. No killing!"

Xander: "Why am I not entirely comforted by the arrival of a man-sized microwave?"

Buffy: "Why? Spell it out for me. I feel an attack of dumb blonde coming on."

Buff: "There's no way I can get near him until I come up with a better plan that just storming in and getting us all shot."
Willow: "Yeah, you might want to work the kinks out of that one."

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