Quotes from The Yoko Factor

Spike: "Little Miss Tiny's got the habit of bolloxing up the plans of any would-be unstoppable bad-ass who sets foot in this town."

Adam: "Two slayers."
Spike: "That's right."
Adam: "And you killed them both."
Spike: "Yeah. I killed the hell out of them."

Xander: "Angel's an okay guy if he's mopey and sad and brooding, but if you give him even one second of pure real pleasure..."
Riley: "And that sets him off."
Xander: "Only in a big kill your friends kind of way."

Spike to Giles: "You know, for someone who's got Watcher on his resume, you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and again."

Willow to Miss Kitty Fantastic: "You can not have more catnip. You have a catnip problem."

Forrest: "Family's tearing apart."
Buffy: "Family. What kind of family are you? Corleone?"

Spike: "Can you fix them?"
Willow: "Crack a government encyrption code on my laptop? Easy as... really difficult pie."

Angel: "Riley Finn."
Riley: "Do I know you?"
Angel: "We have a friend in common."
Riley: "Angel."

Riley to Angel: "You didn't by any chance go and lose that pesky soul again, did you?"

Angel: "You can barely stand."
Riley: "Trigger finger feels okay."
Angel: "You actually sleep with this guy?"

Angel: "Riley."
Buffy: "Yeah?"
Angel: "I don't like him."
Buffy: "Thank you."

Riley: "Xander said..."
Buffy: "Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in deadonia."

Riley: "...and when I saw that he was bad."
Buffy: "He's not bad."
Riley: "Seriously? That's a good day? Well, there you go, even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy coat, king of pain, and girls really..."

Buffy: "Are you drunk?"
Giles: "Quite a bit, actually."

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