Quotes from Restless

Xander: "I'm putting in a preemptive bid for 'Apocalypse Now.'"
Willow: "Did you get anything less Heart of Darknessy?"

Xander: "Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... and then I do a spell by myself."

Riley: "I'm cowboy guy."

Riley: "I showed up on time so I got to be cowboy guy."

Giles: "The audience wants to find you, strip you naked and eat you alive, so hide."

Willow: "Why is there a cowboy in 'Death of a Salesman' anyway?"

Xander: "I didn't order any vampires!"

Spike: "Giles, here, is going to teach me to be a watcher. He says I got the stuff."

Xander: "You gotta have something. Gotta always be moving forward."
Buffy: "Like a shark."
Xander: "Like a shark with feet... and much less fins."
Spike: "And on land."
Giles: "Very good."

Giles: "A watcher scoffs at gravity."

Anya: "I've been thinking about getting back into vengeance."

Anya: "I'll be fine. I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically."

Snyder: "Are you a soldier?"
Xander: "I'm a comfortador."

Xander: "That's not the way out."

Giles: "Buffy, you have a sacred birthright to protect mankind. Don't stick out your elbow."

The guy with the cheese: "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."

Anya: "Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion."

Willow: "If we don't know what we're fighting, I don't think we stand a chance."

Giles: "Try not to bleed on my couch, I just had it steam cleaned."

Anya: "Buffy, you have to wake up right away."
Buffy: "I'm not really in charge of these things."

Riley: "We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think."

Buffy: "That's it. I'm waking up."

Willow: "The spirit of the first slayer tried to kill us in our dreams."
Joyce: "Oh. You want some hot chocolate?"

Tara: "You think you know... what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun."

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