Quotes from The Harsh Light of Day
"Buffy's looking at Parker, who, it turns out, has a reflection, so big plus there." -Willow
"Harmony, hey! Hey, I haven't seen you since..." -Willow
"...graduation. Big snake, huh?" -Harmony
"So, Parker Abrams, when you go to sleep tonight what are you going to regret not doing today?" -Buffy
"Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. How'd that work out for you?" -Xander
"Second date called on account of snake, remember? And there's the whole you used to be a man-killing demon thing, which to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours." -Xander
"I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked." -Anya
"Really? You know, if I'm in the checkout line at the Walmart I've had that same dream." -Xander
"Band-aid. Now. Thank you." -Willow
"Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection." -Buffy
"Say, let's have a look at the new boy." -Spike
"Hi, I'm Parker." -Parker
"I like him. He's got, um... what's the word? Vulnerability." -Spike
"And you with Harmony. What, you lose a bet?" -Buffy
"Bite your tongue." -Spike
"Do it for me." -Harmony
"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now." -Anya
"And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith." -Xander
"What are you doing?" -Parker
"Making a choice." -Buffy
"One more thing before I go..." -Buffy
"A kiss..." -Parker
"Well, I was going to go with pants, but a kiss is good too." -Buffy
"You love that tunnel more than me." -Harmony
"I love syphilis more than you." -Spike
"I was, ah, studying. At the library. All Saturday night. You know what? I'm an adult, it is none of your business where I was." -Buffy
"I am sincerely relieved to hear it." -Giles
"This gem is everything. I came back to Sunnydale for it, a place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass." -Spike
"The gem of Amara: official sponsor of my killing you." -Spike
"What exactly did it take to pry apart the slayer's dimpled knees?" -Spike
"Does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?" -Buffy
"He's a poop-head." -Willow
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