Quotes from Fear, Itself


"I dunno, I was going for ferocious scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic." -Xander
"It does appear to be mocking you with its eye holes." -Willow
"Yeah, its nose hole seems sad and full of self-loathing." -Oz

"Maybe it's because of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to." -Oz

"She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face." -Willow

"I just don't want to deal with this right now. I'm taking a holiday from dealing, happily vacationing in the land of not coping." -Buffy

"Thanks for the pep talk, coach." -Buffy
"Don't make fun. I worked long and hard to get this pompous." -Riley

"He just wanted to keep you safe." -Joyce
"No, he wanted the candy. I was just the beard." -Buffy

"It certainly didn't help that my last boyfriend turned out to be a homicidal robot...." -Joyce

"I'm not your sidekick!" -Willow

"If we close our eyes, and say it's a dream, it'll stab us to death." -Xander

"Giles? Hey, everyone, it's Giles. With a chainsaw!" -Xander

"I am the dark lord of nightmares. The bringer of terror. Tremble before me. Fear me!" -Gachnar
"He's so cute." -Willow
"Tremble!" -Gachnar
"Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?" -Xander
"Don't taunt the fear demon." -Giles
"Why, can he hurt me?" -Xander
"No, it's just tacky." -Giles

"There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate." -Buffy


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