Quotes from Beer Bad
"I'm pregnant by my step-brother who'd rather be with my best friend and he's left me with no place to live, no food except for this bottle of Wild Turkey which I've drunk all up." -Willow
"There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis." -Willow
"Nothing can defeat the penis!" -Xander
"In my defense, you take up a lot of space." -Buffy to Riley
"If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave that vampires happen to frequent, it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really." -Buffy about Parker
"Hey, you got a table." -Oz
"I had to kill a man." -Willow
"It's nice... foamy... comforting... it's beer." -Buffy
"People shouldn't have to preface casual sex with, 'Just so you know, I'll never grow any older with you.'" -Parker
"I can't believe you served Buffy that beer." -Giles
"I didn't know it was evil." -Xander
"You knew it was beer." -Giles
"Well, excuse me, Mr. I spent the sixties in an electric Kool-aid funky Satan groove." -Xander
"It was the early seventies, and you should know better." -Giles
"I'm not the dad of her, Buffy's a grown-up." -Xander
"Giles, don't make cave-slayer unhappy." -Xander
"Was there a lesson in all this? Huh? What did we learn about beer?" -Buffy
"Foamy!" -Buffy
"Good, just as long as that's clear." -Xander
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