Quotes from The Initiative


"There's definitely something off about her." -Riley
"Maybe she's Canadian." -Riley's friend

"The latest in fall facism." -Xander

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find something slutty to wear tonight." -Buffy

"Might as well face it. Right now I don't have the technical skills to join the Swiss Army. And all those guys ask you to do is uncork a couple of sassy Cabernets." -Xander

"Oh yeah. The word is stamina. I mean definitely fun in the sack, but later on... Well, you know the difference between a freshman girl and a toilet seat. A toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you use it...." -Parker

"Gee, I hope I'm not interrupting anything really depressing." -Riley

"Okay, say that I help, and you start a conversation, and it goes great. You like Buffy, she likes you, you spend time together, feelings grow deeper. And one day without even realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops, and it feels like the whole world is made for you two, and you two alone. Until the day one of you leaves and rips the still beating heart from the other who's now a broken hollow mockery of the human condition." -Willow
"Yep, that's the plan." -Riley
"I figured it was." -Willow

"I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars." -Willow

"She likes cheese." -Willow
"What?" -Riley
"Well, I'm not saying it's the key to her heart, but she likes cheese." -Willow

"We're gonna go wherever you want, do whatever you want, kill whoever you want." -Spike

"And remember, if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel." -Willow

"I am so gonna bite you!" -Harmony

"It's not like she blew me off, she just left with another guy." -Riley

"What is wrong with him? Doesn't Spike get that this is my town?" -Buffy

"I hate being obvious. All fangy and rrrr. It takes the mystery out." -Spike

"Did Willow tell you I like cheese?" -Riley
"You're a little peculiar." -Buffy


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