Quotes from Pangs
"Oh. Very manly. Not at all Village People." -Buffy
"With mom at Aunt Arlene's this year, I'm not getting a Thanksgiving. Guess maybe it's just as well." -Buffy
"Well I think that's a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice." -Anya
"Not really a one of those." -Buffy
"To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice... with pie." -Anya
"I'm imagining have sex with him again." -Anya
"Imaginary Xander is quite the machine." -Buffy
"And the holiday... everyone's going home. It looks like a lot of lucky moms are gonna be getting brimming baskets of dirty laundry." -Willow
"You're pasty, and wet, and disgusting. They can dig without you." -Anya to Xander
"You're a strange girlfriend." -Xander
"I'm a girlfriend?" -Anya
"There's a chance I'm delirious." -Xander
"I'm a great cook... in theory. I've eaten a lot." -Buffy
"Native American." -Buffy
"Sorry?" -Giles
"We don't say Indian." -Buffy
"Oh right, yes, yes. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as bloody Colonials." -Giles
"The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men. Evil. You know, straight up black hat tie you to the train tracks soon my electro-ray I will destroy Metropolis bad. Not all mixed up with guilt and the destruction of an indigenous culture." -Buffy
"They're gonna be mushy." -Buffy
"They won't be mushy." -Willow
"I like mushy peas." -Giles
"You're the reason we had to have pilgrims in the first place." -Buffy
"Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore." -Spike
"Bloody hell, woman, you're cuttin' off my circulation!" -Spike
"You don't have any circulation." -Buffy
"Well, it pinches." -Spike
"You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them, and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Ceasar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I feel really bad about it.' The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them, end of story." -Spike
"So this is Angel. He's large and glowery, isn't he." -Anya
"I think my syphilis is clearing right up." -Xander
"And they say romance is dead." -Buffy
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