Quotes from Buffy vs. Dracula
Riley: Anybody ever told team you the quarterback throws like a girl?
Buffy: I do?
Xander: I'm exhausted looking at those two... all the splashing and jumping and running. Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion?
Anya: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.
Tara: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.
Willow: I think we've just put our finger on why we're the side-kicks. Game over?
Riley: Uh, Buffy slayed the football.
Willow: Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow: Now that I know there's something to know I can't not know just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know. Y'know?
Giles: Did that mean yes?
Willow: Yeah.
Willow: What about the rest of us? We still need to be watched. Personally I can't get through the day without a little hairy eyeball.
Buffy: Vamps don't really care what time it is. Y'know, dark equals dinner bell.
Buffy: Who are you?
Dracula: I apologize. I assumed you knew. I'm Dracula.
Buffy: Get out!
Dracula: Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the reknowned killer.
Buffy: Yeah, I prefer the term "slayer."
Xander: Nice! Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy.
Buffy: We hold off. No killing until we know exactly what we're dealing with.
Riley: You're not just saying that because of those dark penetrating eyes of his. Are you?
Buffy: No, his eyes were... they were... there was no penetration. Cross my heart.
Buffy: My count encounter wiped me out.
Riley: Donuts.
Buffy: Mmm, heaven.
Xander: I will serve you, dear... excellent spookiness. Or master, I'll just stick with "master."
Dracula: You are strange and off-putting.
Spike: You should go home to your super-honey and have a nice safe snog. You're out of your depth on this one, boy.
Dracula: You are magnificent.
Buffy: I bet you say that before you bite all the girls.
Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the dark master.... bater.
Xander: I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the unholy prince.... bater.
Xander: It's nothing. It's just a scratch.
Willow: Two deep punctury scratches.
Riley: I've lived in a Sunnydale a couple of years now, and you know what I've never noticed before?
Giles: Uh, a castle?
Riley: A big honkin' castle.
Buffy to Dracula: You know, I really think the thrall has gone out of our relationship.
Riley: Buffy, you okay?
Buffy: Yeah, chock full of free will.
Xander: Where is he? Where is the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?
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