Quotes from Into the Woods
Xander: So, what you want to do now, Dawnster? Keeping in mind that I won't chase you because I'm old and I'm stuffed full of Moo Goo Gai Starch.
Xander: How's about a movie? They're showing them in theaters now. I hear it's like watching a video with a bunch of strangers and a sticky floor.
Anya: We have to see the chimp playing hockey. That's hilarious. The ice is so slippery and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this.
Dawn: Alone time always translates into "get Dawn out of the house so we can have loud obnoxious sex."
Anya: Oh. Does that mean we can't?
Joyce: I must be getting better because you're making fun of me.
Giles: And so it begins. No longer a victim of crass holiday commercialization, I'm a purveyor of it.
Anya: Oh, who ordered more chickens' feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.
Xander: That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.
Anya: If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.
Giles: I say, that's an exaggeration.
Anya: Fine, take her side instead of mine even though I'm the one who sleeps with you and feeds you and bathes you.
Willow: She bathes you?
Xander: Only in an erotic Penthousey way, not in a sponge-bathy geriatric...
Giles: Please, stop, I beg of you.
Anya: Have a nice day. Don't get killed!
Riley: Maybe I didn't almost kill you enough.
Spike: The girl needs some monster in her man.
Spike: Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me, and sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her, being all alone even when you're holding her, feeling her... feeling her beneath you, surrounding you, the scent... No, you got the better deal.
Xander: I've got to say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you, powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move, I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might want to know.
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