Quotes from Triangle


Anya: Xander, if you ever decide to go, I want a warning. Y'know, big flashing red lights and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie, and there's a whole bunch of colored wires and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut but I guess the green one and at the last second, no, the red one and then, click, it stops, with three tenths of a second left but then you don't leave. Like that, okay?
Xander: Check. Big bomb clock.

Xander: Relationship debris is kind of piling up on the Buffy highway.

Buffy to Giles: I trust these watchers about as far as you could throw them.

Xander: So, how goes the slaying?
Buffy: I killed something in a convent last night.

Willow: He's not a ball of sunshine.

Tara: Willow says that things always happen for a reason.
Buffy: You ever notice that people only say that about bad things?

Anya: Is this the spell?
Willow: Only if you want him to double in size and grow extra arms which... let's not.

Willow: Distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off! Anya: I don't know how. Willow: Anya, I have faith in you, there is no one you cannot piss off. Anya: Okay, thanks. Hey, Olaf, you're as inadequate a troll as you were a boyfriend. Uh, you... you're hairy and unattractive and even the woman trolls are put off by your various odors.

Olaf: They will never last. Anyanka is very difficult to live with, and he... pfft, he is ludicrous and far too breakable. Their love will never last.

Buffy: Where did you send him?
Anya: The land of the trolls. He'll like it there. Full of trolls.
Willow: It's hard to be precise though, alternate universes don't stay put. Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like... like trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it... which is a weird image and you should all just forget it.
Anya: It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy-melty land, or, y'know, the world without shrimp.
Tara: There's a world without shrimp? I'm allergic.
Willow: He's probably in troll land.


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