Quotes from Blood Ties
Willow: This is exactly what you need, a twentieth birthday party, with presents and funny hats and those candles that don't blow out. Those used to scare me.
Tara: Me too.
Giles: Now all we have to worry about now is that she's immortal, invulnerable and insane.
Xander: A crazy hell god? And the fun just keeps on leaving!
Willow: Whatever Glory's planning on opening with the key, I'm guessing it won't be filled with candy and flowers.
Buffy: I just didn't want to put you in that kind of danger.
Xander: As opposed to the the other kind we're always in?
Glory: Never send a minion to do a God's work.
Glory: Hey, nice sword. Bet it hurts.
Tara: How can she not be real?
Willow: She's real, she's just kinda... new.
Buffy: How was school today.
Dawn: Um, the usual, big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
Dawn: Like you'd tell me anyway. Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
Buffy: Right, a young delicate pain in my butt.
Dawn: I just think you're freaking out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?
Buffy: Glory is evil and powerful... and in no way prettier than me.
Dawn: Well, geez, don't get all movie of the week, I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.
Dawn: Lurk much?
Spike: I wasn't lurking, I was standing about, it's a whole different vibe.
Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me?
Spike: A little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Buffy: Maybe it's time to start a new tradition. Birthdays without boyfriend. It could be just as much fun.
Willow: Preachin' to the choir here, baby.
Spike: Maybe if you had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of kick the Spike!
Joyce: What she needs is her sister, not the slayer.
Buffy: The slayer is the only thing standing between Dawn and this god from the bitch dimension that wants to shove her in some kind of lock and give her a good twirl.
Spike: You'll find her, just in the nick of time. That's what you hero types do.
Buffy: I have to get you back home now, mom's freaking out.
Dawn: Oh. Is she mad about the whole fire thing?
Buffy: I think you sorta have a get out of jail free card on account of big love and drama.
Dawn: Really? Okay. Good. Do you think she'd raise my allowance?
Buffy: Don't push it.
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