Quotes from Crush

Spike: We took on that Glory chippie together, I was right there with you, fightin' the fight.
Buffy: Actually, you were sleeping the sleep of the knocked unconscious.

Xander: Hey, evil-dead, you're in my seat.
Spike: Bugger it!
Anya: Xander, I think you may have hurt his feelings.
Xander: And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. Yeah, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice.

Tara: You can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Spike: You can't bloody well stay here.
Dawn: Why not?
Spike: Because, I've got things to do... bad, evil things that are not for a child's eyes.

Dawn: I feel safe with you.
Spike: Take that back!

Buffy: You cannot have a crush on something that is dead and evil and a vampire.
Willow: Right, that's why you were never with Angel for three years.
Buffy: Angel's different, he has a soul.
Willow: Spike has a chip. Same diff.

Buffy: She thinks that... she said that... Spike's in love with me.
Xander: Hah hah hah hah!!!
Buffy: I'm not joking.
Xander: Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true.

Buffy: Eww.
Spike: It's not blood, it's bourbon.
Buffy: Ewwww.

Drusilla: Shh. You needn't make up stories. I already know why you're not coming. Poor boy. Tin soldiers put funny little knick-knacks in your brain. Can't hunt. Can't hurt. Can't kill.

Spike: It's been fun while it lasted, Harm, but I think it'd be best now if you hit the road.
Harmony: Why, because she's back?
Spike: No, because I am.

Joyce: Honey, did you, somehow, unintentionally lead him on in any way? Send him signals?
Buffy: Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Spike that's like third base.

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