Quotes from I Was Made to Love You
Buffy: Are you okay?
Xander: I'm alive. I can tell because of the pain.
Buffy: Comfy?
Xander: Oh, yeah. This leaning? This is the stuff.
Buffy: I just... I just want to know that there's gonna be another good one, one that I won't chase away.
Xander: There will be, promise, he's out there, he can come along any minute.
Buffy: Yeah, and the minute after that I can terrify him with my alarming strength and remarkable self-involvement.
Buffy: Oh, no, love doctor Buffy is not in. I am not qualified to give dating advice. I've had exactly two boyfriends and they both left, really left, left town left.
Anya: At first it was confusing... just the idea of computers was whoah, I'm eleven-hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya: I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Ben: Actually, these are orthopaedic pants. Man, that sounded so funny in my head.
Spike: If looks could stake.
Ben: Was that guy bothering you? Should I offer to get inappropriately violent or something?
Buffy: Ow. I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.
Willow: I'm not sure this is a code red. Is there a code pink? We need more codes.
Buffy: Warren, this is important. Is she dangerous?
Warren: She's only programmed to be in love.
Buffy: Then she's dangerous.
Buffy: She growls? You made her so she growls?
Xander: I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack.
Buffy: And if you ever want to start your own business, you have your slogan right there.
Buffy: Mom? Mom? Mommy?
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