Quotes from Intervention
Buffy: Dawn, if there are any plates in your room, let's have 'em before they get furry and we have to name them.
Dawn: Hey, I was like five then.
Giles: All I can say is it will get better.
Buffy: It has to.
Buffy: I can beat the demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows....
Buffy: I love you, Dawn. You know that, right?
Dawn: Yeah. I love you too.
Buffy: I love you, really love you.
Dawn: Gettin' weird.
Buffy: Sorry, but it's important that I tell you. Weird love's better than no love.
Buffy: What's in the trunk?
Giles: Supplies.
Buffy: Supplies? I was wondering about that. Like, food, water, maybe a compass.
Giles: How about a book, a gourd and a bunch of twigs.
Buffy: I don't think I'll be that hungry.
Buffy: Hello, kitty.
Anya: Sometimes in the movies when they go crazy, they slap 'em.
Xander: I'm gonna go find her and talk to her. If she's losing it, we gotta help her before she gets herself hurt.
Tara: You aren't really going to slap her, are you?
Xander: No, but if I have to see her straddling Spike again, I will definitely knock myself unconscious.
Spike: She's upset about her mum, and if she turns to me for comfort, well, I'm not going to deny it to her. I'm not a monster.
Xander: Yes, you are a monster. Vampires are monsters, they make monster movies about them.
Spike: Well, yeah, you got me there.
Willow: Buffy, this thing with Spike, it isn't true, is it? You didn't sleep with Spike?
Buffy-bot: No. I had sex with Spike.
Willow: Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but Angel had a soul.
Buffy-bot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid.
The first slayer to Buffy: Death is your gift.
Glory: What the hell is that and why is his hair that color?
Glory: This is a vampire. Lesson number one, vampires equal impure.
Spike: Yeah, damn right, I'm impure. I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. Let me go.
Anya: We're just kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?
Buffy-bot: Say, look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty.
Glory: How is a vampire that won't talk like an apple? Think I can do you in one long strip?
Spike: You might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.
Glory: I am a god.
Spike: The god of what? Bad home perms?
Giles: I'm sure we'll all be perfectly safe.
Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with.
Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
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