Quotes from Real Me
Buffy: We're just going to the magic shop, no school supplies there.
Dawn: Yeah, mom, I'm not going to Hogwart's. Jeez, crack a book sometime.
Buffy: Suck up.
Riley: What? It's a nice outfit. Besides, "I'm here to violate your first-born," never goes over with parents. I'm not sure why.
Giles: It's not working out.
Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with your car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty.
Buffy: Little two-door tramp.
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic.
Buffy: Oh no. Do they make an ointment for that?
Willow: You're on a Dawn duty.
Buffy: Oh, doodee.
Brad: I had to get her something. She sired me.
Cyrus: Sire whipped.
Riley: So, you want your mother to give you space to be the slayer and shield you from it at the same time.
Buffy: Thank you, logic boy. Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it.
Anya: Crap! Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage.
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes, cash equals good.
Anya: Oh, I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?
Spike: Long time. You look good.
Harmony: I feel good.
Spike: I remember.
Harmony: I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books 'n stuff.
Spike: What, "Evil for Dummies?"
Buffy: Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But, when you try to be bad, you suck.
Buffy: Giles are you sure about this?
Giles: Why wouldn't I be?
Buffy: Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer, have you ever run a store before?
Giles: I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same except people pay for the things they don't return. It will give me focus and increase my resources and it will prevent you lot from trampeling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some space for you to train in the back.
Buffy: Wow, you've really thought this through. How bored were you last year?
Giles: I watched "Passions" with Spike, we just never speak of it.
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