Quotes from The Replacement
Xander: Yeah, maybe it's definitely time to start looking for a new place. Something a little nicer. Buffy, you've been to hell. They have one-bedrooms, right?
Xander: Oh, a credit check. A little check on the credit. See how credible my checks are.
Willow: That's Oofdar. Goddess of childbirth. She's got some nice heft to her.
Buffy: He ran away, huh?
Giles: Um... sort of more, uh... turned and swept out majestically, I suppose.
Xander to Giles: So, you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened. Who's up for a swingin' chorus of the "we told you so" symphony?
Riley: He mentioned Buffy? Where do we find him and how hard can I kill him?
Buffy: The city dump: where smells go to relax and be themselves.
Dawn: My friend Sharon's older brother knows a girl who died 'cause she choked on her boyfriend's tongue.
Buffy: If Xander kills himself he's dead.
Giles: We just need to arrange the candles, also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.
Willow: Check. Candles and pretense.
Riley: Yeah, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content, just knows this is the one. But she doesn't love me.
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