Quotes from No Place Like Home
Vampire: I've always wanted to kill the slayer.
Buffy: And I've always wanted piano lessons. So really, who's surprised we have all this unexpressed rage?
Dawn to Buffy: Who died and made you the Iron Chef?
Buffy: What the hell is it?
Giles: It appears to be paranormal in origin.
Willow: How can you tell?
Giles: Well, it's so shiny.
Anya to customer: Please go.
Xander: Anya, the shopkeepers union of America just called. They want me to tell you that "Please go" just got replace with "Have a nice day."
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander: No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
Anya to customer: Hey you! Have a nice day.
Xander: There's my girl.
Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.
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