Quotes from Bargaining
Tara: I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily.
Spike: No, that's over-the-hill shopkeepers.
Giles: I'm fine. I just need to... to die for a minute.
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea?
Willow: Where's my clog? Ugh, I think there's a clog-eating monster under the bed. It's really the lesser-known monsters that make living in Sunnydale so hard.
Xander: All chicks relax. I am a man and I have a tool.
Xander: Okay, when I'm marvelling at immaturity? Be scared.
Anya: She's not the descendent of a long line of mystical warriors. She's the descendent of a toaster oven.
Willow: You got butterflies, baby?
Tara: More like bats.
Anya: You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me.
Anya to Giles: I'll take really good care of your money.
Anya: Less talk, more running away.
Xander: Demons. There's something you don't see every day... unless you're us.
Xander: I happen to be a very powerful man-witch myself.
Anya: Does this mean we win?
Tara: Nobody messes with my girl.
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