Quotes from Doublemeat Palace
Buffy: It's like "Sleepless in Seattle" if Meg and Tom were, like, minced.
Buffy: This button, does it look chocolatey to you?
Buffy: There you go, and I double-sized it for you.
Xander: Ah, thank you.
Buffy: And cut way back on cat.
Xander: Cat?
Buffy: Just kidding. Probably.
Buffy: I'm working, go away.
Spike: Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession and I'm a consumer. Service me.
Spike: Damn flourescent lights, make me look dead.
Buffy: I don't know how to grill.
Manny: Just think, this is the last day you'll ever be able to say that.
Willow: Amy, if you really are my friend, you better stay away from me, and if you really aren't, you better stay away from me.
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