Quotes from Hell's Bells
Willow: Buffy, it's hideous. My God, look at its arms.
Buffy: I know, but it's my duty. I'm Buffy the bridesmaid.
Xander: Nothing on earth can stop this wedding now.
Anya: It's just I'm so excited and I want to share it all with my best friend. I get to be with my best friend forever.
D'Hoffryn: May the love we celebrate today avoid an almost inevitable decline.
D'Hoffryn: Careful, it's, uh...
Dawn: Fragile?
D'Hoffryn: Squirmy.
Spike: Have you met my friend?
Buffy: No, not yet, but she seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous.
Spike: Is it working?
Buffy: A little.
Spike: It's nice to watch you be happy... for them, even. I don't see it a lot. You, um... you glow.
Buffy: That's because the dress is radioactive.
Willow: I'll say this for a Y chromosome, looks good in a tux.
Willow: It's a good thing I realized I was gay, otherwise, hey, you, me, and formal wear? Do you know how much I love you?
Xander: Mmmm, about half as much as I love you.
Tara: Uh, sex poodle?
Anya: Yeah. What?
Tara: Um, I'm not sure you should say "sex poodle" in your vows.
Xander: It's dead.
Willow: Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers.
Buffy: They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. Guess they were a train.
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