Quotes from Seeing Red
Tara: So, um, nerds, how are them? They.
Girl: She's not even pretty.
Anya: Well, it isn't always about looks. Or a beating heart. Sometimes intimate sweaty realations with the wrong person just seems like a good idea at the time.
Andrew: I'm done being the bait. Next time one of you can wiggle on the hook.
Spike: Oh, so the birds are flying again, huh?
Buffy: You dont' know how hard it's been.
Xander: What? Lying to me?
Buffy: Being here. After I was brought back... you have no idea how hard it is just being here.
Xander: You could have told me.
Buffy: You didn't want to know.
Buffy: Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business.
Xander: It used to be.
Girl: You're all wet.
Xander: It's a good thing I'm part fish.
Girl: Which part?
Xander: The part with the hook in it.
Girl: Careful, someone might reel you in.
Xander: Yeah, but then there'd be the flopping, and the gasping....
Buffy: I have feelings for you, I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love.
Spike: Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.
Buffy: Until there's nothing left.
Andrew: Warren's the boss. He's Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.
Warren: Now wonder she's screwing a dead guy. You hit like a girl.
Xander: Well, at least I know how to get one.
Spike: It's the chip. Steel and wires and silicon.... It won't let me be a monster... and I can't be a man. I'm nothing.
Andrew: I can't wait to get my hands on his orbs.
Warren: Say goodnight, bitch.
Buffy: Goodnight, bitch.
Xander: Time for the spring poking already?
Tara: Your shirt.
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