Quotes from Two to Go

Xander: Right. Vengeance demon. Well, at least she'll get there first.
Buffy: I'm counting the ways that could go wrong.

Xander: Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here.

Jonathan: She's draining.
Xander: She's whatting?

Spike: Oh, here we go then. Just me and the walking action figure.

Clem: Rack's not partial to the floppy-eared. He has a thing.

Rack: You still taste like strawberries, only now, you're ripe.

Dawn: You're back on magicks.
Willow: No, honey, I am the magicks.

Andrew: Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her, she's a truck-drivin' magic-mama. And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her.
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?

Buffy: Will, back off before somebody gets hurt.
Willow: How about I back off right after?
Willow: Oh, Buffy, you really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked.

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