Quotes from Life Serial
Buffy: Retail? Ewww. I'd rather be dead... again.
Buffy: Maybe it was lint. Evil lint.
Jonathan: Stop touching my magic bone!
Andrew: I just hope she solves it faster than Data did on the ep of TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up.
Warren: Oh, or Mulder in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding?
Andrew: Scully wants me so bad.
Yes, and then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam.
Spike: You're not a schoolgirl. You're not a shop girl. You're a creature of the darkness... like me. Try on my world, see how good it feels.
Buffy: Are there drinks in your world?
Spike: C'mon, someone's gotta stake me.
Buffy: I'll do it! What? You thought I was just gonna let that lie there?
Buffy: Life sucks! And, look at me. Look at stupid Buffy, too dumb for college, and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And my job at the magic shoppe? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is this neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.
Spike: Oh, you saw the cheating, did you?
Buffy: Also, I think you're drunk.
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