Quotes from All the Way
Anya: How about you? Ever play Shiver Me Timber?
Tara: I'm not really much for a timber.
Buffy: So much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me.
Buffy: What happened to Xander?
Giles: He kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to Charmed Objects. With any luck he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying TV pirates.
Willow: I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incanation. It'll be like Fantasia.
Giles: We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey.
Buffy: You know, if you had a real peg-leg, you wouldn't just have a lame costume, you'd actually be lame, which is completely different.
Buffy: Is that why you always clean your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?
Giles: Tell no one.
Dawn: I got a tattoo.
Buffy: What?!
Willow: Which is why we told her "no."
Dawn: Just a little one?
Buffy: Over my dead body... the kind that doesn't come back.
Anya: So, I'm thinking maybe a June wedding, but then I remembered that they always have the highest percentage of calls for vengeance, so now I'm leaning toward as soon as damn possible. I mean, mortal life being so short we gotta cram in as much marital bliss as we can before we wither and die.
Xander: Air. Sweet mother oxygen.
Dawn: What do you expect?
Justin: Shhh. I just want to taste you.
Zack: Dude, that sucks.
Buffy: Were you parking? With a vamp?
Dawn: I didn't know he was dead!
Justin: Living dead.
Vamp: What is your malfunction, man?!
Spike: It's Halloween, you nit, we take the night off, those are the rules.
Vamp: Me and mine don't follow no stinkin' rules, we're rebels.
Spike: No, I'm the rebel, you're an idiot. You give the lot of us a bad name.
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