Quotes from Smashed


Buffy: Wow, a mugging. Haven't gotten one of those in awhile. Usually it's blood and with the horror. Just a good old fashioned mugging. Kinda sweet, actually.

Buffy: Oh, come one, rush me. It'll be funny.

Spike: You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort.
Buffy: Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten. You'll just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons.
Spike: There are other ways.
Buffy: And to that, an extreme see you later.

Amy: Hey, Buffy.
Buffy: Hi. How've you been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead.
Amy: Hm.

Buffy: You're a thing, an evil, disgusting thing.

Willow: Let's make with the fun.

Amy: You know, if rats could dance, they probably wouldn't gnaw so much.

Xander: So, what did Captain Peroxide want?

Anya: Optimism. I remember optimism.
Xander: That's because you're, like, a thousand.

Spike: Don't you get it? Don't you see? You came back wrong.


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