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Buffy: Try picking on someone my own size!
Buffy: Welcome to the Hellmouth.
Andrew: I'm bored. Episode One bored.
Rona: Why is that guy tied to a chair?
Xander: The question you'll soon be asking is why isn't he gagged.
Torg: The night we spent together was important to me.
Anya: It was one date. It wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre. And you hit on me after I had a few....
Torg: I remember. You wore pink.
Anya: Those were entrails.
Torg: The way you look now? I wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.
Dawn: Buffy said if you talked enough I'm allowed to kill you.
Andrew: Not even.
Dawn: Even.
Willow: I'm facing my fear, I'm facing my fear.... Hear that, fear? I'm facing you.
Kennedy: How does evil taste?
Willow: A little chalky.
Anya: The world would've been better off if Buffy had just stayed dead.
Willow: Just watch. It's showtime.
Buffy: Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here, terrified, meat for the beast and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't belive in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about, and right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.
Andrew: Two men enter, one man leaves.
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