Quotes from The Killer in Me


Giles: Someone told them that the vision-quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.
Buffy: That's not exactly how I put it.

Buffy: Remember when things used to be nice and boring?
Willow: No.

Willow: For someone who's sick you look surprisingly robust and casual dressy.

Willow: What, you think you have some sort of special lesbi-dar or something?
Kennedy: Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?

Spike: Who you gonna call? God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Buffy: Doubt it.

Kennedy: We like the same things: Italian, skate punk, Robert Parker mysteries, fighting evil...
Willow: I don't like any of that stuff, except the fighting evil part... and even then I'd prefer a nice foot massage.

Andrew: Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore!

Xander: You're not coming.
Andrew: Why? Because I used to be evil?
Xander: No, actually, because you're annoying, but that's a good reason too.

Andrew: If you leave me here alone I'll do something evil... like burning something... or glueing things together.

Giles: You think I'm evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?

Kennedy: Are you all right?
Willow: I have no idea.


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