Quotes from First Date
Buffy: Free-range Spike.
Buffy: He could be interested, right?
Willow: Yeah, sure... you're a frisky vixen.
Buffy: There he is, on the Hellmouth, all day every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil, only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
Xander: Way to steal my thunder.
Buffy: Sorry. If it makes you feel better it's Principal Wood and I think he's aligned with the First.
Xander: Also, like, ten years old than you, right?
Willow: Which is, like, 100 years younger than your type.
Buffy: Yay! Someone who doesn't remember the industrial revolution.
Willow: I've googled 'til I just can't google no more.
Anya: Everybody has a date. Buffy has a date. Willow's been completely making out with this girl...
Kennedy: Hey!
Anya: And Xander's out with some hardware store whore. It's Date-fest 2003.
Willow: Actually, Buffy's investigating Principal Wood. It's not a date.
Giles: Really?
Willow: Might be a date.
Wood: I'm not very popular with the bumpy-forehead crowd.
Xander: This can't just happen. This can't just keep happening that demon women find me attractive! There's gotta be a reason!
Willow: This one's either, "I just got lucky, don't call me for awhile," or, "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."
Kennedy: You don't remember which?
Willow: It was a long time ago.
Dawn: Well, if we play the percentages...
Giles: ...something's eating Xander's head.
Anya: Say, that's gratifying.
Willow: What happened?
Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided, I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. C'mon, let's gay!
Wood: Spike.
Nikki: Now, what do you say?
Wood: Thank you.
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