Quotes from Storyteller

Anya: You've been in here for thirty minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Andrew: In my plan, we are beltless.

Buffy: I've seen all these things before, just not all at once.

Buffy: He really should've had that foot rub.

Buffy: I had a vision the other day.
Robin: You have visions?
Buffy: Sometimes.
Robin: Oh. Well, how do you know that they're not just dreams?
Buffy: You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. An army of vicious vampire creeatures? That's a vision. Also, I was awake.
Robin: A bus to where? I mean, an army of how many?

Xander: It's too bad Buffy took Spike's chains down.
Anya: You said it.

Anya: I'm a spitfire in the bedroom.

Buffy: Stop! Stop telling stories! Life isn't a story.

Buffy: This isn't some story where good triumphs because good triumphs. Good people are going to die. Girls. Maybe me. Probably you. Probably right now.