Quotes from Touched

Anya: We're all on death's door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota.

Spike: He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he? Thank God I don't breathe.

Spike: You're the one, Buffy.
Buffy: I don't want to be the one.
Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Willow: You'll be like, my kite string?
Kennedy: Uh huh. You can be a kite, and I'll be your kite string.