Quotes from Chosen
Angel: Well, I guess that qualifies as "happy to see me."
Caleb: Are you ready to finish this, bitch?
Buffy: Okay, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure.
Buffy: Vampires... did anyone ever tell you the whole smelling people thing's a little gross?
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having a soul... before it was all the cool new thing....
Buffy: Oh my God, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide, it doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. Are you just gonnna come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Xander: Don't look at me. This is a Summers thing. It's all very violent.
Buffy: You get killed, I'm telling.
Xander: Hey, party in my eye-socket and everyone's invited! Sometimes I shouldn't say words.
Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or, I guess they do, but...
Spike: He wears lifts, you know.
Buffy: You know, one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrassle it out.
Spike: No problem on this end.
Buffy: Oooh, there could be oil of some kind involved.
Buffy: Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion.
Spike: Been called a lot of things in my time...
Spike: Well you're not staying here! Can't buy me off with shiny beads and sweet talk -- you got Angel breath. Won't just let you whack me back and forth like a rubber ball. I've got my pride, you know.
Buffy: I understand.
Spike: Clearly you don't, 'cause that whole "having my pride" thing was just a smokescreen.
Buffy: Oh, thank God.
Spike: I don't know what I would have done if you'd gone up those stairs.
Caleb/First: Don't need an arm. Got an army.
Caleb/First: Why aren't you asleep in your dead lover's arms?
Spike: I'm drowning in footwear!
Buffy: I just realized something. Something that really never occurred to me before. We're gonna win.
Giles: Buffy, what you said, it flies in the face of everything we've ever... that every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant.
Faith: It is beaucoup d'mojo.
Willow: This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control, and not in a nice wholesome, my-girl-friend-has-a-pierced-tongue kind of way.
Faith: Come on, you gotta have a little faith.
Robin: I think I've had my share, thanks.
Faith: Well, I trundled right into that one, didn't I.
Robin: Make me a deal, alright? We live through this, you give me the chance to surprise you.
Faith: Well, what would be the surprise?
Robin: You do know the meaning of the word, right?
Kennedy: Buffy believes in you.
Willow: You know Buffy? Sweet girl. Not that bright.
Kennedy: This may have escaped your keen notice, but I'm kind of a brat. I've always sort of gotten my way. So you're gonna make it through this, no matter how dark it gets. Because now... you're my way.
Giles: I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.
Robin: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling and no gum chewing. Apart from that we have only one rule: if they move, kill them.
Xander: If you have to go to the bathroom, it's to your the left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face. Better to go NOW.
Andrew: We will defend it with our very lives.
Anya: Yes, we will defend it with his very life.
Xander: And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield.
Anya: Good, yes, thanks.
Giles: The earth is definitely doomed.
Kennedy: You are a goddess.
Willow: And you're a slayer.
Willow: That was nifty.
Anya: God, I'm terrified. I didn't think, I mean I... I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it.
Andrew: Picture happy things: a lake, candy canes, bunnies...
Anya: Bunnies. Floppy, hoppy, bunnies.
First/Buffy: Oh no. Ow. Mommy, this mortal wound is all itchy. You pulled a nice trick. You came pretty close to smacking me down. What more do you want?
Buffy: I want you... to get out of my face.
Spike: I can feel it, Buffy.
Spike: My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings.
Spike: I think it's fair to say school's out for bloody summer.
Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No. No, you don't. But thanks for saying it.
Andrew: Why didn't I die?
Andrew: She was incredible. She died saving my life.
Xander: That's my girl, always doing the stupid thing.
Xander: We saved the world.
Willow: We changed the world.
Dawn: We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
Willow: Yeah, Buffy, what are we gonna do now?