Quotes from Help

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Buffy: I always thought closed caskets were more tasteful anyway.

Death really is on her brain.
We all deal with death.
This girl isn't just dealing, she's giving death a long sloppy word kiss. She has a yen for the big dirt nap.

Willow: I even posted a melodramatic love poem or two back in the day.
Xander: Love poems?
Willow: I'm over you now, sweetie.
Xander: Love poems.

Buffy: Buffy the vampire slayer would break down this door.
Xander: And Buffy the counselor?
Buffy: Waits.

Buffy: Do you know how lame this is? Four teenage boys trying to raise up a demon? Sorry he didn't show. I bet it's because you forgot the boombox playing some heavy metal thing like... Blue Clam Cult? I think that's the key to raising lame demons.
Peter: That lame demon?

Cassie: She'll tell you. Someday she'll tell you.

Buffy: See? You can make a difference.
Cassie: And you will.

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