Quotes from Him
Xander: You remember when she used to have a crush on me? I miss the much cuter "me" crush.
Xander: I'm just sayin', once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, pickin' up your own wet towels off the floor?
Willow: No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.
Buffy: I think that's the guy.
Willow: What guy?
Buffy: The one who, according to Dawn, is the, quote, smartest funniest coolest hottest and having the thickest boy-eyelashes boy in school, unquote.
Buffy: Where do I start with the bad? First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky.
Buffy: I'm just like you, but with the sexual experience and stuff.
Dawn: Oh my God, I'm the pushy queen of slut-town.
R.J.: Whoah, you're, like, a teacher.
Buffy: Not really. But, I mean, does it bother you?
R.J.: Not so much.
Buffy: Xander. Hi. This is R.J.
R.J.: Hey, guy. It's called knocking.
Xander: I'm sorry, it's just checkout time was an hour ago. We were hoping to make up the bed. And also, it's a classroom, chowderhead! Now, get off the boy, Buffy, we're going home.
Willow: But you don't even know him!
Anya: Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.
Willow: He was walking away, so unless his soul is in his ass...
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman. And he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence, it's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Willow: I can work around it.
Xander: That, my friends, is the smell of sweet sweet victory.
Anya: Also burning cotton poly blend.
Buffy: Xander, be honest, you didn't, y'know, think about slipping that jacket on just a little bit?
Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.
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