Quotes from Conversations with Dead People
Jonathan: We should have stayed in Mexico.
Andrew: I didn't like it there. Everybody spoke Mexicoan.
Jonathan: You could've learned it. You learned an entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
Andrew: That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay?
Andrew: We're outlaws... with hearts of gold.
Dawn: Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes.
Webs: Took a year off to do an internship at the Sunnydale mental hospital.
Buffy: Wow, that's gotta be a... popular joint.
Webs: Heh, I keep telling them we oughtta get a velvet rope and a bouncer.
Webs: So, I'm a vampire. How weird is that?
Buffy: Sorry.
Webs: No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all-consuming evil that gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How about you?
Buffy: How about you?
Webs: Not so much connected.
Webs: Y'know, with the stake, and the cross... you do this kind of thing a lot?
Buffy: I'm the Slayer. It's sort of a thing.
Andrew: One time you died and I ended up a Mexican.
Buffy: My parents weren't exactly the paragon of stay togetheriness.
Buffy: I think you're confusing me because you're evil.
Webs: I just think you're in some pain here, which I do kind of enjoy, because I'm evil now.
Webs: C'mon, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school and now we're, like, mortal enemies. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?
Buffy: Is that how you say the word?
Webs: Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
Buffy: You son of a bitch.
Webs: What?
Buffy: I think I'm gonna kill you just a little bit more than usual.
Willow: I was horrible. I lost myself, the regular me.
Cassie: You were grieving.
Willow: A lot of people grieve, they don't make with the flaying.
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