Quotes from Sleeper


Buffy: Any idea where he went?
Xander: I dunno. Creature of the night, Buff. He's probably out creaturing.

Xander: Okay, let's look at this objectively, figure it out in a cold impersonal CSI-like manner, 'cause we're a couple of carpet fibers away from the case.

Anya: You wanna leave me here alone with him?
Xander: You didn't mind being alone with him before.
Anya: What was that?
Xander: Nothing.

Anya: If I get vamped I'm gonna bite your ass!
Xander: Wouldn't be the first time.
Anya: What was that?

Anya: You think I'm fat.
Spike: What?
Anya: Well, either that or the haircut.
Spike: Ridiculous, the 'do's quite fetching.
Anya: Oh, right. Now you like the haircut?
Spike: Love it.
Anya: Sure, as a friend.
Spike: Anya...
Anya: Y'know, you were a lot more fun when you didn't have a soul.
Spike: Oh, come on, now, I've just explained to you...
Anya: All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and halfway to happy land by now.

Anya: I used to tell the truth all the time when I was evil.

Buffy: I'm looking for this guy. Bleach blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent. Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?
Bouncer: Yeah, yeah, I know the guy. Billy Idol wanna be?
Buffy: Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from.... Nevermind.

Buffy: There's something playing with us. All of us.


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